It's Ally's thirty-first birthday, and she takes the day off from work because she's depressed. Larry (Robert Downey Jr) hires a feisty new associate named Corretta Lipp.

Richard thinks he might want Ling back, and goes out to buy new clothes to make her think he's dating someone else and make her jealous, but he finds something even better: Internet queen Cindy Margolis.

John and Nelle represent a man who is suing his plastic surgeon for making his nose too big. He is a Barbra Streisand impersonator, and was trying to get her nose but claims now that it's too big. It turns out he's really just upset because his boyfriend left him because he's too attached to his work.

Larry defends Sting who is being sued for breaking up a couple's marriage by singing to the wife of the couple. Sting lets the Brighton house-wife have her dream and settles, but in the process he makes Larry late for Ally birthday bash at the bar.

Ally's birthday is a blow-out, with a performance by Elaine and Jackson that makes Ling jealous all over again, a performance by Renée during which Ling confronts Jackson about his sleeping with Renée, a performance by the Streisand impersonator, and finally a performance by Larry and Sting, which gets Larry a little bit out of the dog-house for being late. Ally still feels alone on her birthday, which disturbs her since she's not actually alone this year.